A phone that is better than any other phone
by Big puss puss October 18, 2019
The tubular new technologicly advanced cell phone brought to you by the great folks at Apple and Cingular ;D
by Joe definesalot May 05, 2007
Effeminate employment characterized by men who are employed in positions in which all their work that day is focused upon the functions of their i phone.
Jerry took a picture of the contract and sent it in a text. He received your e mail and his planner told him he has a conference in an hour. Jerry has an i phone job. Take away his i phone and he don't know how to do shit.
by Liberation Theology January 07, 2020
2 words who are used when trying to ridiculise someone who shows any music player other than another I-phone.
by Mokx August 20, 2008
Apple is going bankrupt and is losing new ideas. Gotta keep the revenue up so they create new iphones.
Steve: TIM YOU FUCKING IDIOT! CREATE SOMETHING NEW!
Tim: But, the i phone 100 is legendary!
Steve: YOU JUST RENAMED THE IPHONE 10 YOU IDIOT!
Tim: we don't know how to make, we know how to sell..
Tim: But, the i phone 100 is legendary!
Steve: YOU JUST RENAMED THE IPHONE 10 YOU IDIOT!
Tim: we don't know how to make, we know how to sell..
by thelawkeeper1 September 19, 2018
This phrase is commonly used in response to some one who suspiciously claims claims they have done it all and seen before you. When in reality they probably haven't.
You-"Today I saw the most amazing thing in my life! it was this cage fight between a rabbit against this massive raptor!"
Group-"OOOOOOOOHHH AAAAAHHH"
Some person-"Oh I have seen that a thousand times before!"
You- "Go shove an i-phone in your burka"
Group-"OOOOOOOOHHH AAAAAHHH"
Some person-"Oh I have seen that a thousand times before!"
You- "Go shove an i-phone in your burka"
by trqqd May 02, 2011
used by little bitch boys to express their irritation at certain videos. usually on lgbt or feminist videos because they hate anyone who isn't a cishet man
random woman on tiktok: i just want men to take us seriously
the most boring man to ever walk the earth: i got 2 phones
the most boring man to ever walk the earth: i got 2 phones
by dannydevitoreal September 08, 2023