Hambooger

The result of someone blowing snot all over a burger, whether by accident or on purpose.

Shep’s allergies hit him while he was grilling out, so he wound up serving juicy delicious hamboogers to everyone at the picnic.

by Dorkmuffin April 29, 2019

Hambooger

The soft congealed blobs of coagulated fluid that ooze from the edges of a cooking hamburger.

John’s award-winning burgers were always served hambooger-free.

by Kafkacafe June 21, 2021