grocer's apostrophe 

A punctuation mark used to create a plural by grocers on blackboards, despite being unnecessary for the rest of the population.

Apple's 70p per pound

Special offer on raspberrie's and and banana's

The grocer's apostrophe can be also be used in other situation's by tho'se who don't know any better

grocer's apostrophe by da grammar police June 4, 2010

grower's pound 

A Californian term used to describe a pound of weed. normally comes with 7-8 extra grams for personal use for the buyer.

"I bought a grower's pound last weekend, you ready to smoke?"

grower's pound by ButtPowder July 24, 2016

Grover's law

Grover's law, an analogue of Godwin's law, states that whenever one Internet user accuses another of being a "sock puppet" (i.e. fake identity) without proof, the argument is over and the accuser has lost the argument.

The name of the law comes from a diagnosed paranoiac's belief that all Internet posts originated from the Sesame Street persona Grover.

UglyTroglodyte: "I suspect you are an alias of a resurrected, bionic Hitler."

Rx521: "Wrong! I invoke Godwin's and Grover's law! You lose double!"

Grover's law by Rx521 May 21, 2004

Grower's Grams 

Similar to "Bakers Dozen" except with cannabis.
There are officially 454 grams in a pound, however ounces are sold as 28grams of weed. 16 ounces are sold as a pound. This leaves 6 grams to be enjoyed by the grower and trim crew.

"Alright. Just finished trimming a pound of Purple Urkle. There's 16 jars for the shelf, and I'll be taking my Grower's Grams home to enjoy"

Grower's Grams by Shawnsemillia February 7, 2025

he's a grower not a shower 

A shower already has a big penis when flaccid and does not grow much more and a grower has a small penis flaccid but grows a lot having an erection

"Johnny has a small dick!"
"Nahhh he's a grower not a shower."

he's a grower not a shower by guuuuuurrrrrrlllllllllllllllll November 19, 2013

serial groper 

A person who has groped a number of people with three or more digits (i.e. Arnold Schwarzenagger).

Arnold Schwarzenagger molested a crapload of girls so now he is a serial groper.

serial groper by randomoldman November 1, 2003

grower (song)

A song or piece of music that doesn't appeal to a person on first listen, but after a while "grows" and becomes enjoyable in time. This is a common occurrence.

"At first I didn't like SONG A at all, but now after a week or so of listening, I love it. It is a grower (song)."

grower (song) by UrbanDictionaryHelp July 29, 2009