Smoking Grandmother

A person who is very stubborn and just won't quit. Either very determined or very lazy.

Man, this guy just won't stop. He's like a Smoking Grandmother.

by Rybread24 January 1, 2021

kaydens grandmother

A hot fucking milf.

Dang bro, shes a real Kaydens Grandmother.

by Kaydens brother December 13, 2021

gracious grandmother

The gracious grandmother (often shortened to GG) is the act of soaking ones hand in water until it becomes wrinkled, and then using the wrinkled hand to masturbate while pretending it is an old woman masturbating you, perhaps even your grandmother.

It's been awhile since I've masturbated, I think I'll give myself a gracious grandmother.

by chrisd2345 December 27, 2008

10X-grandmother

Great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandmother.

My 10X-grandmother is a good person.

by N8953SW June 26, 2021

Dead Grandmother

Vegemite

I feel like some Dead Grandmother on toast

by PatSndrs November 12, 2020

grandmother heroin

the richest form of heroin found in any stock market or black market

Hey. You bring the money?
yea. you bring the grandmother heroin?

by Tablecloth_wanker March 24, 2020

Grandmother's House

A term for the male asshole. It comes from the song "over the hills and through the woods, to grandmother's house we go." The hills refer to the ballsack/ballpark, and the forest refers to butt hair with the destination being grandmother's house.

She was giving me oral sex when she decided to go to grandmother's house.

by beaver bandit9 January 2, 2016