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Geo Squatting
The act of psychically squatting on the hood or windshield of a early 90's Geo Tracker and defecating one's feces all over.
"Last night, me and the fellows went Geo Squatting. We hit four Geo's, but on the fifth, Tom pulled his hamstring in mid-squat and we had to carry him home for the night. It was a sad moment because Tom was going for a new record."
Geo Squatting by Head Master of GS January 23, 2009
Related Words
Geo Storm • Geo-shank • geo-shun • Geo SloMo • Geo Squatting • geo-surfing • geoscience • geosmashing • Geosexual • Geo Gimp Sauce
geo-shun
when an individual lives in a rural area outside of a larger, more populated metropolitan area, and is socially ignored and rejected because of their location
I live insert number miles outside of insert major city and no one will talk to me when they find out I'm not right around the corner, I've been geo-shunned.
geo-shun by A_for_Ashton August 19, 2009
Geo Storm
Geo-Smashing
Geo-Smashing by The Golden Rod February 7, 2020
geo-storm
a car that is small that should only be made for two people to ride in. the back seat only people/kids that are three feet tall can sit in.
geo-storm by maggie marie June 21, 2008
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