An alcoholic beverage made of vodka and energy drink. It's more or less the same color, and has the same effect of giving you energy.
by kinglouie August 13, 2009
Tovar: (does a gasoline act)
Java: That's a sign of Gasolinism, Tovar.
Tovar: Today happens to be Gasoline Java Day.
Java: What if I were to spray you with Diesel Fuel??
Tovar: Then I'd stick a comb handle up your 455 and be even more gasoline.
Java: That's a sign of Gasolinism, Tovar.
Tovar: Today happens to be Gasoline Java Day.
Java: What if I were to spray you with Diesel Fuel??
Tovar: Then I'd stick a comb handle up your 455 and be even more gasoline.
by Java September 07, 2004
by matt Furlani October 07, 2003
by Brimart92 April 22, 2008
by Gumba Gumba February 21, 2004
the liquid you pour on a campfire to get it started. make sure you pour a lot and stand back when you throw the match in.
by gspot August 27, 2005
Gasoline: Hostile
Gasolinism: Hostility
Gasolinic: (adjective) Hostile
GASOLINE SCALE:
0-25%: Premium (A little hostile)
25-50%: Midgrade (Somewhat hostile)
50-75%: Regular (Pretty hostile)
75-100%: Leaded (SERIOUSLY hostile! You don't want Leaded!)
100-up%: JET FUEL! (Aahh, I'm not even gonna go there!)
For opposite definitions, see "Diesel".
Gasolinism: Hostility
Gasolinic: (adjective) Hostile
GASOLINE SCALE:
0-25%: Premium (A little hostile)
25-50%: Midgrade (Somewhat hostile)
50-75%: Regular (Pretty hostile)
75-100%: Leaded (SERIOUSLY hostile! You don't want Leaded!)
100-up%: JET FUEL! (Aahh, I'm not even gonna go there!)
For opposite definitions, see "Diesel".
SITUATION 1-
Dondo: Java, Buzz off!!
Java: Man, Adam! That's a sign of Gasolinism- right there! So, how Gasoline are you?
Dondo: Pretty Gasoline!
Java: All right then. (leaves)
Java: Guys, Adam's Gasoline rating is at Regular Unleaded. Why is this and what can I do to make him Diesel again?
SITUATION 2-
Friend: Daniel is having major problems with his girlfriend. She's been fighting and cheating on him.
Java: So, how Gasoline is she?
Friend: She is really, highly, and EXTREMELY Gasoline!
Java: Well, beyond Gasoline would be Jet Fuel...
Friend: Yes, She is JET FUEL!!
Dondo: Java, Buzz off!!
Java: Man, Adam! That's a sign of Gasolinism- right there! So, how Gasoline are you?
Dondo: Pretty Gasoline!
Java: All right then. (leaves)
Java: Guys, Adam's Gasoline rating is at Regular Unleaded. Why is this and what can I do to make him Diesel again?
SITUATION 2-
Friend: Daniel is having major problems with his girlfriend. She's been fighting and cheating on him.
Java: So, how Gasoline is she?
Friend: She is really, highly, and EXTREMELY Gasoline!
Java: Well, beyond Gasoline would be Jet Fuel...
Friend: Yes, She is JET FUEL!!
by Java September 07, 2004