"If I would have said good night to everyone at the wedding last night it would have taken me 2 hours, so I just did a French Goodbye."
by Mike D. KMFD August 9, 2009
Leaving a sexual partner with a bruised left butt cheek, a red right butt cheek, and cum sprayed inbetween, in a manner resembling the French tricolour flag.
Friend: How was yesterday night?
You: Amazing. Michael was great, he left me with a French goodbye which was so hot!
Friend: Ew.
You: Amazing. Michael was great, he left me with a French goodbye which was so hot!
Friend: Ew.
by CarlVonClausewitz April 23, 2023
Ending a romantic engagement by making a casual exit, and then never returning. A ruse, to make leaving easier.
It was a wonderful summer, but I knew she wasn't the one. I told her that I needed to go to the store, but I could tell she knew it was a French goodbye.
by Erich 8 May 14, 2017