by Dr. Dabe December 10, 2013
Place of origin: Hamilton, Ontario, Canada.
The (probably imaginary) fetish of enlarging one's testicle(s), through lack of use or medical illness, to the point of cartoonish proportions. Then, once 'full', bursting said testicle(s) all over a sexual partner.
The (probably imaginary) fetish of enlarging one's testicle(s), through lack of use or medical illness, to the point of cartoonish proportions. Then, once 'full', bursting said testicle(s) all over a sexual partner.
by Gimmick The Gnome April 25, 2010
A particully sticky pungent yellow discharge found in the gusset of a womans knickers. Often found covering the pissflaps with a tendency to adhere to the giblets and the bean. Some egg yokly discharge is that thick that when parting the beef curtains it almost resembles opening up a cheese toastie. Once a month this can also be found with tomato ketchup mixed in.
Mam... I pulled this fucking slut last night and went down to muff dive her then ended up with egg yolk discharge all over my face and some tomato clotchup on my tongue!!
by Andybean May 4, 2008
When a man breaks an egg open on his penis and uses the egg yolk as a masturbatory lubricant, which is meant to resemble the fashion in which amish people churn butter.
by analbutt69 February 23, 2012
by sdfsdfsdfsdfsdfasldfj3 September 15, 2018
father: son come here. You bloody report card is here.
son: oh, is it really full of rotten egg yolks ?. if my report card is nothing but rotten egg yolks, I won't even bother looking at it.
father: in that case, lol, I can take away your allowance. Now, kiss Don Corleone's ring or die.
son: I guess either you eat bacon, or you are wrong.
son: oh, is it really full of rotten egg yolks ?. if my report card is nothing but rotten egg yolks, I won't even bother looking at it.
father: in that case, lol, I can take away your allowance. Now, kiss Don Corleone's ring or die.
son: I guess either you eat bacon, or you are wrong.
by Sexydimma February 7, 2013
Co-worker 1
What happened to Kevin?
Co-worker 2: Oh! I accidentally broke his egg yolks last night and today he needs them iced all day.
What happened to Kevin?
Co-worker 2: Oh! I accidentally broke his egg yolks last night and today he needs them iced all day.
by Mrs Mrs Mrs May 2, 2021