Upside: A piece of paper you wave around to get free stuff and a the right to make fun of stupid people.
Downside: You have to spend 18 years of your life taking it up your ass from school to get a lousy piece of paper.
Downside: You have to spend 18 years of your life taking it up your ass from school to get a lousy piece of paper.
"I demand a raise because I have an education!"
"Why do I have to come to school anyway?"
"For a piece of paper, now bend over."
"Why do I have to come to school anyway?"
"For a piece of paper, now bend over."
by |3 0 |3 December 20, 2006
The mental torture you're forced and blackmailed to go through in almost every period of your fucking life.
by Al_000 April 26, 2023
by Amyy17 February 2, 2016
Often the end result of a process of theoretical book-learning (which may yield nothing more than a collection of trivia about an obscure subject), used as an excuse to look down on others who may actually be better-adjusted, better-informed, more experienced individuals.
The college graduate knew he was superior to everyone else because he had completed his Education: a master's degree in Ancient Mesopotamian Pottery.
by UrbanDictionaryPapa August 11, 2010
also known as eric
never stops playing xbox. he’s a cocky sassy little boy with big red ears. he’s 5’7” has blue eyes has a six pack plays soccer and has cute hair. he’s the captain of math club at kellenberg.
never stops playing xbox. he’s a cocky sassy little boy with big red ears. he’s 5’7” has blue eyes has a six pack plays soccer and has cute hair. he’s the captain of math club at kellenberg.
by cassidy_elle May 24, 2020
Darrell said he was going to home-school his children so they wouldn't be influenced by the worldly liberal media. Once they became teenagers, his daughter ran away from home and his son ended up in court for killing a man. Looks like his kids gave Darrell an education.
by Bert Thompson, PHD April 10, 2008
by Finendandy September 8, 2019