The act of consuming food items and/or beverages while simultaneously releasing fecal matter into the toilet. One of the glorious freedoms that we all can try and enjoy.
Joe: Why did John just take his 12" sub sandwich into the bathroom?
Kevin: dude. John is always eating while shitting. Efficiency man!
Joe: *tears of admiration* bless that man.
Kevin: dude. John is always eating while shitting. Efficiency man!
Joe: *tears of admiration* bless that man.
by brobbinso November 19, 2015