When you put your ass during sex up against the females and you fart and shit on her ass it's called an Earthquake.
by RickJamesbitch69bitch July 11, 2008
by fishyfishy-oh March 2, 2012
When a man jumps off of a high surface, e.g. a counter or dresser, and slams his fully erect penis into his partner's ass
Guy 1: Hey man, did you give that chick a Batman Earthquake last night?
Guy 2: Yeah, she liked it because her parents were also dead
Guy 2: Yeah, she liked it because her parents were also dead
by Dragor March 25, 2016
When a total lad takes a shit in a public washroom. Clenches as hard as he can for optimal splashing. Makes loud and obnoxious grunting noises. Will often leave the stall door open and ask his neighbors if they need toilet paper.
"Bro hold my beer I need to go drop a Chad earthquake."
"I got you bro just don't forget to make lots of noise and ask your neighbors if they need toilet paper."
"I got you bro just don't forget to make lots of noise and ask your neighbors if they need toilet paper."
by Bort: Slayer of Paninis August 3, 2017
by baesick February 21, 2018
When a man receives a blow job from a female, is balls deep in her mouth and she belches, rattling your balls.
My girl was giving me head last night when I went balls deep and she gave me the Belgian Earthquake. My balls registered it a 10 on the Richter scale!
by Robbie/Mark August 31, 2007
Someone who takes risks in order to make a gain. No matter the price, the risk is always worth it to an earthquake driver.
Josh listens to what people say more than listening to his own heart because he is an earthquake driver.
Jaynie listens to her heart instead of what other people say because she is an earthquake driver.
Marcus sells drugs because he is an earthquake driver.
Jaynie listens to her heart instead of what other people say because she is an earthquake driver.
Marcus sells drugs because he is an earthquake driver.
by JuicyPineapple February 17, 2015