Dirty Long

When you fuck someone and scream "live long and prosper " when you climax. Then afterwards watch godzilla.

Bro I pulled a dirty long last night with your trekkie mom

by The Electric monkey April 3, 2020

Dirty long jon

Really?....you had to look this up? Very well...pay attention.

A Dirty Long Jon is what you get after assfucking a bitch while smoking a blunt of that good bubba kush so you forget to clean her out and when ya nut and pull out ya got a mix of cum and shit all-over your long Jon.

"That nigga was high as fuck with Kesha last night and pulled a Dirty long Jon"

by SilverWings2018 May 6, 2020

erica's long and dirty ice tea

ice tea, mandarin vodka, lime juice, and c-up (selection brand 7-up), shaken and served. (note: make sure you shake before adding the c-up)

a.k.a. orgasm in a glass

bar go-er: hey, can i get an erica's long and dirty ice tea?

bartender: sorry we don't serve those here, they're too intensely fantastic for a public venue such as this.

by kristen123 January 30, 2009

Long-dirt

"Long-Dirt, is the look one achieves when they don't have enough facial hair to grow a beard. Their face has these little patches of hair, like weeds invading your yard.

That shit sprouting on your face looks like "long-dirt".

by verobeach1970 September 17, 2014

Long Dirt Road

Assigned fault on someone who is not likely responsible for their circumstances

He lives down a long dirt road.

by LOS-AOS March 30, 2017

Long Dirt Road

An arduous journey one must embark on to find toilet paper after passing a bowel movement.

Me: "Shit, this role of toilet paper is out and there's no backup!"

Friend: "Looks like someone's headed down the long dirt road!"

by WhoDatSN September 3, 2012

dirtykong

(noun) A monkey that is in desperate need for a shower. It can also mean a person that plays halo too much, and is really really dirrrrty.
The repeated use of the letter "r" symbolizes just how dirty they really are.
If you ever run into a dirrrrrrrtykong (class 7), just back away slowly, don't turn your back on it, and then get the hell outta there!

Ben: Dude I was walking through the jungle the other day, and I totally ran into a dirrrtykong!
Kevin: Wow, that's a level 3 dirtykong! I'm surprised you made it out alive!
Ben: Yeah, I'm alive, but I sure smell like shit

by Brian H September 12, 2005