So I'm going to the store for a pair of what I called "date night heels", and my grandmother said "You mean fuck-me pumps?" My grandmother is awesome.
by Lady Csyde March 17, 2013
When a person gets a Little Ceasar's Hot and Ready pizza and eats it all by themselves in a single sitting.
"I was feeling bad for myself so I stayed home and had a Detroit date night, now please go get me some toilet paper."
by GreetingsADM January 15, 2018
Love is willingness to disappear,
fuse with another
to become something new, hopefully better
Love divests egotism of relevance
fuse with another
to become something new, hopefully better
Love divests egotism of relevance
by Krkič January 26, 2020
When your wife wants to go get food, but you don’t wanna bring McDonald’s home to your retarted children, or bring them for that matter, so you just say the magic words.
Can you bring home Burger King?
We’re going on a date night.
Oh that for some reason makes me understand.
We’re going on a date night.
Oh that for some reason makes me understand.
by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 13, 2023