crazy cat lady

An elderly suburban widow who lives alone and keeps dozens or more pet cats, usually many more than municipal code allows, in a small house, and refuses to give away or sell them even for the sake of the safety of the cats or herself.
Tonight's episode of CSI featured a story where a little girl killed a crazy cat lady with a ball point pen.
by Shamis February 11, 2005
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crazy cat lady

a woman, usually middle-aged or older, who lives alone with no husband or boyfriend, and fills the empty lonely void in her life with as many cats as she can collect in one place. Said homes are usually very stinky and the aformentioned woman may also very likely be white trash
"Did anyone see that crazy cat lady on the news last night with the thirty cats? Her trailer was such a health hazard that it was condemned by the town"
by J.Noble July 17, 2006
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crazy cat lady

a elderly lady who has no relative vistors or husband, so to feel better has A lot of cats. she has so many that she and her house legit smell like litterbox. plus she sometimes uses her cat brush as a hairbrush so hair looks weird af
pff whats that smell of cat urine??? ohh its just the crazy cat lady
by fartdogs April 21, 2016
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crazy cat lady

That old lady that lives down the street from you that has over a dozen cats named after each of her exboyfriends that have done her wrong.
"The crazy cat lady makes me nervous...she's always walking around, screaming at her cats with a meat cleaver."
by N0body Unkn0wn June 01, 2006
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crazy cat lady

A woman that uses cats as a substitute for affection. Her toxic mindset and political views have driven away all the dick in her life, throwing away all chances of having kids. Middle aged depressed, and no chances of living a fulfilling life they just sulk in their cat piss stained homes with more cats then men shes slept with. She typically has a soft racist views on brown people, seeing them as "poor and misunderstood", but in actuality she sees them as weak and in need of help(just like her dozens of cats). Typical traits they have are short hair, horned rim glasses, modern art obsession, and useless degrees(with a pile of debt).

You will find them as art teachers, librarians, and often help homeless people. They aren't bad people, just where hurt at some point in life which caused them to build up spite to strong men, hence the rejection of them.
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Crazy Cat Lady

A woman who loves her cats more than people
Usually by the name of Teagan
She's a crazy cat lady
by DancedanceRevolution December 25, 2014
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Crazy Cat Lady

An woman that has an insane almost addictive love for cats.
Kate is turning into a crazy cat lady.
by musicsinger92 December 12, 2011
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