by nedflembake January 29, 2011
by broskie March 05, 2005
David: "Man this club is totally brotastic lets go play ice hockey on the dance floor wit da ladies"
Brandon: "Nah that's gay we should go read a book without any ladies"
David: "Quit bein such a broa constrictor!"
Brandon: "Nah that's gay we should go read a book without any ladies"
David: "Quit bein such a broa constrictor!"
by Brobediah & Broba Fett October 09, 2010
a large, snake-like bowel movement that requires plunging and several flushes to send it on its' way. Most embarrassing when it rears its' ugly head on an away game.
by pinkhaus March 17, 2009
A snake that is orignally from Central and south America. Many of these species are available to purchase from breeders.
by Ramalamham July 28, 2005
a sexual act in which the man's penis is long enough to flap over either shoulder and be inserted into his own anus.
Anthony's friends were shocked and awed, not by the fact that he could do a boner constrictor, but by the fact that his new girlfriend could also perform it as well.
by Sir Robert and Sir Kevin October 03, 2007
ex: this wheel of gouda is supposed to be consumed over time. i ate the whole thing during the remake of steel magnolias, and feel like there's a bowel constrictor attacking my core.
by mariana's trench February 15, 2014