Slobovian consulate

This is a sloppy, unkempt place representing the proud Slobs people of Slobovia.

Gawddd, this place is so nasty it must be a Slobovian consulate!

by I, Wreckerrr December 3, 2020

Cockulate

The act of measuring the length, girth, circumference, and ejaculatory abilities of ones penis. Often used in foreplay to impress the female.

This is also a standard procedure performed on anyone applying to the Cumpatriot Society of Homies, led by the notorius street gang BC Ballers

D-Shiznit: Woah bro! Did you hear that Miles cockulated himself?
A-Dawg: No, i didnt hear that yet, holmes! What were his cockulations?
D-Shiznit: It turns out that he has a whopping 3 and a half inch penis!
A-Dawg: Brodawg, we should go cockulate ourselves!
D-shiznit: Totes holmes! Il go grab my Cockulator and some Mens Fitness magazines!

by A-dawgdizzle October 18, 2009

Coagulate

Whatever the fuck you want it to be

"Yo dude I just coagulated all over the place!"
"Jonathan how'd you coagulate on your shoe?"

"I'm boutta coagulate the shit outta that bitch"

by Sean freaking con November 14, 2016

comulate

communication during copulation. specifically referring to sexual requests/feedback during sex. such as: "HARDER", "DON'T STOP", "YES! Right there!", "a little to the left", "grab my ass", "that's not my clit", and any such instructions.

sex with you is so much fun, i love the way you comulate!

by Chucked1 January 16, 2016

conglaturation

The retarded misspelling when you beat the video game Ghostbusters for the NES, Sega Master System, and Atari 2600.

Conglaturation !!!
You have compelted a great game.
And prooved the justice of our culture.
Now go and rest our heroes !

yes..."prooved"

by SkaRobotCaptain July 3, 2007

Conglaturations

Usually a sarcastic congratulations when some fucks up big time when they wanted to succed

You lost the superbowl! Conglaturations!

by Gfdsahjkl June 2, 2018

Italian consulate

A place where you go if you are desperate to lose time. A place where you go for experiencing red tape in its supreme form. A place where you go if you want to experience administration as it was handled in the 17th century or earlier.

I have too much time today, I guess I'll go to the Italian consulate on Park Avenue.

by groovymanu May 14, 2015