May be considered vulgar or insulting to some. Someone that likes to climb and / or hang from a cock or cocks.
by Newfie blogger June 21, 2020
she acts like a cock monkey around me
by C-Hris May 26, 2004
Stupid drivers who cut you off, fail to use a turn signal, go 20 miles under the speed limit, and/or go 20 miles over the speed limit. Then they give you dirty looks and/or yell at you like it was your fault they were born a natural moron.
These Texas drivers are a bunch of cock monkeys.
That cock monkey cut me off at Division St. then flipped me off.
That cock monkey cut me off at Division St. then flipped me off.
by wulfy May 19, 2007
A person of dubious ancestral background (i.e. closer to Neanderthal than is entirely comfortable) who sets themselves low standards and consistently fails to achieve them.
by Spank Wangler March 12, 2008
A term of endearment often used to refer to a person or object. Cock Monkey can carry a negative connotation as well, but is often used to show affection towards one another. A cock monkey is ofter a hairy sexy beast.
Last night while cuddling with him, I rubbed my hands through his chest hair. I love my little cock monkey!
by cockmonkey February 18, 2012
See also: prick, dick, twat, arse monkey, cock meister, cock gobbler.
An idiot of immense proportion, usually amazingly arrogant and annoying.
Also used affectionately.
An idiot of immense proportion, usually amazingly arrogant and annoying.
Also used affectionately.
Insult: (Spills your pint while dancing like a epileptic making toast in the bath) "You fookin' cock monkey!"
Affec: (You best mate shows you a polaroid of him teabagging you) "Aahhh, yah cock monkey!"
Affec: (You best mate shows you a polaroid of him teabagging you) "Aahhh, yah cock monkey!"
by Gregatron September 23, 2003
by teh pwn jAs0n July 27, 2005