last time I checked

The most annoying phrase a person can use to assert their know-it-all "knowledge."
Republican: It is immoral, and we shouldn't be funding it!

Democrat: It should only be a choice made by that person, not an authority! And by the way, we don't fund it...private donors fund it! What do you have to say about that?

Republican: Well, last time I checked, it is against the Bible and against the law!

Democrat: Oh, really? When WAS the last time you checked?

Republican: Awhile back when I was reading the...

Democrat: Awhile back, huh? Well you know what? What you read before 1973 doesn't matter anymore, because it is in fact NOT against the law, and the Bible holds no authority because of separation of church and state!

Republican: (speechless)
by JusLar April 09, 2011
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An extremely funny TikTok sound that we need to talk about more. I try to find places in my conversations to say it but there just aren't any chances. You best know the second there's an opportunity I will be saying it.
yes i did that and you would do it too for a check. I was an employee and I was going to get employed and thats on periodt!is very funny and iconic and DO NOT tell me different
by pop off kween November 13, 2020
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An extremely funny TikTok sound that we need to talk about more. I try to find places in my conversations to say it but there just aren't any chances. You best know the second there's an opportunity I will be saying it.
yes i did that and you would do it too for a check. I was an employee and I was going to get employed and thats on periodt! is very funny and iconic and DO NOT tell me different
by pop off kween November 13, 2020
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In the landmark case of Jesse Parrish v. School District, the controversial quote got famous. Definition:

1. An ambiguously meaningless saying that has or implies no negative connotation. Merely an expression of one's own frustration in a positive, healthy, constructive manner.

2. Is equivalent to saying: Friends, I am frustrated right now, but I know I must keep my head up, and you should too, because that is what is best for the world.
Fred: Hey Jesse, did you get suspended for true threats?

Jesse: Yes, and here is how it made me feel: Homies check yo domes I may be reachin for my choppa
by jesseparrish March 04, 2010
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When you walk by someone and they only hear the tiniest part of the convo with little to no background info
"Yeah and his water was in the freezer"
"Last I checked you cant drink ice"
by Andje December 08, 2021
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