beaver paddle

a mullet, usually southern.

-"did you know kenny just got his hair cut yesterday?"
-"really? what's it look like?
-"it's a beaver paddle"
-"ugh."

by alira s. June 25, 2006

beaver paddle

an abnormally furry ass-crack on a woman

Jenny stopped waxing her beaver for a month. In that time, her beaver grew a tail (on a beaver, known as a paddle).
"Damn, Jenny," I said as I spread her legs, "that's a might thick beaver paddle you got!"
- typically used with a southern accent.

by bobbyrocks August 12, 2005

general beaver paddle

a stripping army man who has a mullet

dan's stage name is general beaver paddle; it suits him well.

by crazycowgirl May 19, 2005