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Bean Water 

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An Insult to someone who has a big head/five head but has no brains/knowledge.
Ex. Your head is full of Bean Water
Bean Water by TheDarthTeslaYT March 29, 2023
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bean water squirts 

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Another name for a coffee enema
Reginald was a hipster moron who thought GMO's were evil and vaccines caused autism. He also liked bean water squirts, believing they would keep him cancer free.
bean water squirts by Nutzen YerMouf February 22, 2018
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Dirty Bean Water

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Another word for coffee, made popular by Jacksepticeye.
"Now your dirty bean water is warm and ready!"
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hot bean water

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The water collected after a ball sac has been steeped in warm water.
Anthony has trouble focusing until he’s enjoyed his hot bean water.
hot bean water by The B1G Cheese March 8, 2022
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Good bean water taste like chocolate make me go fast 

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Coffee
Man I could really go for a cup of “good bean water taste like chocolate make me go fast”

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black bean water 

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Coffee served black
Sipping to much black bean water, now I have the jitters.
black bean water by Dlifestyle August 20, 2021
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countrypolitan 

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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

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A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

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An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
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sexspan 

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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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