Bardened

A derogatory term for someone being sick, due to alcohol, less than one hour into a party.

The term is usually used to offend someone who drinks too much, rather than someone who is a lightweight.

John got so pissed that he was sick less than an hour into Lucy's party - he was absolutely bardened.

by SULPHUR TUNGSTEN SILVER May 19, 2015

Captain Barden

While having sexual intercourse, the Captain Barden is a modified version of doggystyle. When hitting it from the back, you have the left knee on the bed and the right foot on the bed with the right leg cocked out, like you are kneeling on one leg. The right hand goes on your hip and your left hand goes on her left shoulder. The purpose of the left hand on her shoulder is to maximize penetration by bringing her body into you.

Popularized by my boy DJ XLent.

Me: Yo I hit that shit doggystyle last night.
Jeff: Nah man this is what you gotta do, right leg out, right hand on the hip, left hand on the shoulder and just smash on that bitch all day.
Me: Good call. I gotta hit that shit Captain Barden tomorrow night.

by KDog88 October 30, 2008

birdenesque

Characterized by a singular stupidity or lack of logic. Bird-brained.

Carolyn beliefs in socialism are truly birdenesque.

by Iblisatan January 23, 2007

madison square barden

Madras Saravana Bhavan aka MSB, a renowned Indian restaurant in Decatur, GA. Affectionately called Madison Square Barden or simply The Barden by its loyal patrons

y'all wanna hit up Madison Square Barden?

by alvinsanity May 22, 2006

Barsenet

Barsenet is a witty and chill girl. She is the type you can hang out with without too much pressure. She tends to be supportive of everyone and empowers other women around her. She does not like to bull**** and tends to have a small circle. She is also very beautiful. She can be sexy and charming when she needs to be, but only shows it to those she finds are worthy of it. She loves adventure and is very creative. Everyone wants her around because of her supportive and chill behavior.

Barsenet is so chill and supportive! I love her omg.

by yologo January 31, 2020

Barsenet

A beautiful and smart woman who knows herself and her worth. She can be sexy and charming when she needs to be. But she only reveals that side to those special to her. She supports other women around her and impowers all those around her. She tends to be creative and witty in her words. She easy to talk to and does not take herself too seriously. She is the person everyone wants around. She is also very beautiful and tends to be petite.

I love Barsenet! She is so supportive.

by yologo January 31, 2020

Bareness

Women looking for nothing but no strings sex or fun.

Term originally arrives from the outer parts of the west midlands, and thought to have been heard on the outskirts of Telford.
Bareness aka Bare hardcore shit... or bare hardcore bitches. The term can be used in many variaties of slang.

One might be going on holiday to Magaluf for example, and because of the amount of women that are located in this area looking for sex alone, with no strings or no feelings to be held against the opposite sex, the term would be used as follows "How was magaluf mate?" .... "Magaluf was Full of Bareness you should of come"

another example may be, "Coming out tonight Craig?" and his reply may be....."yeah for deffinate! gotta get some of that hardcore bareness my shit"

There are thought to be rules that apply to looking for bareness also which are thought to be:

Rule 1: Bareness is simply abit of stuff, not long term commitment or love.
Rule 2: Bareness is a fair game for all fellow bare hunters which can be pre booked, but not excluding sharing if the bareness has no objection
Rule 3: Fellow bare hunters can muscle in and steal bareness up until point of sealing the deal
Rule 4: All bare hunters must share storys next day after sealing the deal.
Rule 5: The most important rule, bareness is NEVER worth loosing good mates over

by JAKSAMTOMJOSALEXAIGDAN April 21, 2011