bag

An ugly miserable old woman

yo momma is an old bag

by Anonymous August 3, 2003

bag

v. To place a bag over a chick's head in order to make her pleasing enough to bang.

Gina, that guinea pig, was so ugly I had to bag her to bang her.

by Skid Marky Mark July 23, 2004

bag

1. Someone's preference or way of doing something

2. The lifestyle of an individual

Tyler wanted to go jump that queer but I felt sorry for him cuz that's not my bag.

by Jer December 1, 2003

bag

To get with a chick, to go out with her.

I wanna bag that bitch cuz she got big tits.

by Killah Cam May 14, 2003

bag

To "bag," or "bagging". To crack jokes by insulting someone or their mother. I believe this is West Coast oriented, as I grew up in Los Angeles hearing this term, but in the military I met people from other regions of the nation who never heard this. But people from California knew what "bagging" meant. Most called it "jone-ing". See dozens, dirty dozens, jone.

Oh, you wanna bag? Yo momma so fat, she's on both sides of the family!

by Theo Huxtable May 8, 2004

bag

1. To talk about someone in a negative manner.

2. To give up.

1. They bag on him by saying things about his mom.

2. "Let's bag our homework and go watch TV."

by mikwat October 7, 2004

bag

Another term for a condom. Used frequently by comedian Jim Norton in his stand up act and on the Opie and Anthony show.

I nailed this hot chick last night. She didn't even make me wear a bag.

by SimpleMindedTed April 5, 2008