Bad Markus

Someone who didn't think you could add words to urban dictionary

"You're being a bad Markus right now, just because it's on urban dictionary doesn't mean it's true"

by Lexamatick March 17, 2022

bad chostow

Homosexual act involving the perfomance of anal sex on your least favorite friend while simultaneously taking a dump. This must be done on a complete strangers porch while making the loudest orgasm noises possible..

1. I gave Frank the bad chostow on some dudes porch last night.
2. The neighbors came out while I was giving Mo the bad chostow last night.

by Bill Anal March 28, 2008

bad pen pal

You meet a girl on a date, but realize you're not quite ready to get in a relationship. She calls you messy but reluctantly gives you her phone number. She then calls you her best pen pal and you talk every day on the phone. You realize later that life is short and you want more than pen pals. You ask her things like do pen pals kiss and she asks if you want to go to Mexico with her. A few months later, you find yourself renting a house next door to her but not sure how to surprise her with it.

Girl: did your phone get hacked? pen pals don't ask about kissing
Guy: I've been thinking about kissing you, I've been a bad pen pal

by #1penpal September 1, 2022

Bad Case of Loving You

Whoa
A hot summer night, fell like a net
I've gotta find my baby yet
I need you, to soothe my head
And turn my blue heart to red
Doctor Doctor, gimme the news
I got a bad case of lovin' you
No pill's gonna cure my ill
I got a bad case of lovin' you
A pretty face don't make no pretty heart
I learned that buddy from the start
You think I'm cute, a little bit shy
Mama, I ain't that kind of guy

Doctor Doctor, gimme the news
I got a bad case of loving you
No pill's gonna cure my ill
I got a bad case of lovin' you
I know you like it, you like it on top
Tell me mamma, are you gonna stop?
You had me down twenty-one to zip
Smile of Judas on your lip
Shake my fist, knock on wood
I got it bad, and I got it good
Doctor Doctor, gimme the news
I got a bad case of lovin' you
No pill's gonna cure my ill
I got a bad case of lovin' you

by Death Menace February 18, 2023

OpposingFork's Love For Bad SAndwioch

OpposingFork's Love For Bad SAndwiochm, how can u not like fork bad sandwich, its his original food like fr frf rf. HOW opposingfork bad sandiwch the breakfast u must have, its very nutristios very meny nutritional values and tasty bad sandwich taste!!

Nerd: OpposingFork's Love For Bad SAndwioch is so grammaticaly incorrect.

NORMAL person: No

by Dako123 October 30, 2023

bad rammed

A room or enclosed group of people in which space is at a premium and detracts from the pleasure to be derived thereof.

Like when the pubs full, innit. Then it's bad rammed man.

by Shackz September 9, 2008

velcro wallets are bad

No they aren’t. They are just regular wallets but with velcro

Guy 1: hey dude let me pay for dinner
Guy 2: thanks dude
Guy 1: pulls out Velcro wallet
Guy 2: you have a Velcro wallet? Velcro wallets are bad. And they are childish too.
Guy 1: no they aren’t. They are just regular wallets but with Velcro
Guy 2: yeah, I’m sorry, you are right.

Guy 3: pulls out ziplock bag with money inside
Guy 2 & guy 1: wtf

by PokerMaster64 November 27, 2021