artichoke

The act in which someone uses their teeth on a penis, during a blowjob, in a scraping motion, similar to how one would eat an artichoke
"Dude, my penis is killing me. My girlfriend completely artichoked me last night."
by The Kosher Berger December 06, 2007
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Artichoke

The want to strangle someone based solely on something they did or created, that angers you beyond belief. This is the top-o-the-line "I've had it" response
I artichoke the person that came up with cloth diapers.

I artichoke him for hitting on my girlfriend like that!
by mrman0315 February 04, 2010
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Artichoke

"I'm an artichoke!" the carrot creid.
by hi June 01, 2003
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artichoking

To crave sharp corners caressing your intimate folds, while having your neck squeezed by your lovers hands.
Artichoking- I want to artichoke the fuck out of her!
by Wtfmoney November 24, 2014
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artichoking

Steve had three hours before he had to go to work so he started artichoking.
by Anywho42 January 13, 2016
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artichoke

A phrase used in expressing affection or love to someone, synonymous with the sentence "I love you."
Dobby: Hey Yuki, Artichoke~
Yuki: Artichoke~
by Talena May 17, 2008
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artichoke

A shapely,sexy girl with gorgeous eyes and a sweet smile.A rare find as there is only one documented and verified artichoke in the whole world.Has a slight tendency to be a pain in the ass.
"Holy moly...that artichoke is hot!"
by Zipperhead March 01, 2005
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