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Actioned 

Absolute bollocks spoken by incompetent managers, particularly those that work in the civil service or call centre environment, who wander round uselessy with bits of paper, bollocking people for no good reason other than they are a Grade A twat.
"Phil, I gave you this case to complete last week. Why has it not been actioned?"

"I've been busy colouring in Shere Khan and Baloo from The Jungle Book."

"Oh..."
Actioned by Smashthegas May 4, 2008
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physical actioned 

when you don’t talk words but instead you do a sexual action physically
Ben: do not talk that way

Jordan: i did not talk i physical actioned

Affirmative Actioner 

A college student that only got admitted thanks to affirmative action. These students don't care about their grades, sell drugs at parties, and act obnoxiously.
That Affirmative Actioner is so annoying and won't stop playing rap music in the library when we're trying to study.

actioneer 

ac·tion·o·neer
akSH(ə)npīəˈnir/
noun
noun: actioneer; plural noun: actioneers

A person that takes action.

One that goes out and makes things happen and does not wait for others to do something for them.

One that lives life by taking action, not living in reaction.
When Joe started his real estate business, he called every for sale sign in town, he was a true actioneer.
actioneer by The House Guy May 20, 2018

Actiondale 

Boring suburb in northern Virginia, also known as Annandale, that is full of old white people, hispanic day laborers, MS-13 punks, and Koreans of all ages. Retail signage is often in Korean and the Washington Post has dubbed the area "Koreatown."
The child of career civil servants, Judy was raised in Actiondale, VA, where there isn't much to do if you aren't in a gang and every Korean small business owner drives either a shiny black Mercedes or Avalon with gold trim.
Actiondale by surlygirl June 11, 2006

actiomedy 

A cross between an action film and a comedy film. A must see movie.
Man 1: Oh shit man, there's an actiomedy on at the movies!
Man 2: 21 Jump street!
actiomedy by qbuagrobpine1102013 October 28, 2013

actiondale 

A punk rock band whose name is derived from the town where the members grew up: Allendale, NJ. The residents of Allendale began to sarcastically call their town Actiondale because it's complete and total lack of Action. Now Actiondale, the band, made up of Alex Tullo, Matt Fugazzie, Bill Schalvis and Chirs Garcia are filling the void left by the passing of Blink-182 in the land of pop punk masterpieces. They will be releasing their first cd, entitled 'Welcome to Actiondale' and touring in the Fall of 2006.
Actiondale is the greatest thing to happen to punk rock power cords!
actiondale by Cait Callahan September 16, 2008
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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