The most sexy mf ever. He holds the award of having the fattest horse schlong in all of eternity. Just one look at him and you will bust a nut so hard you’ll be screaming with and without the s.
Person 1: Bro just look at xiao *busts a nut*
Person 2: Shiiii that is one hot sexy mf *also busts
Donna: ayo diluc cant even compare
Person 2: Shiiii that is one hot sexy mf *also busts
Donna: ayo diluc cant even compare
by what the flying freak man March 05, 2021
Hottest daddy you'll ever see. He has a giant dong, and smooth body. Saves you when you fall down. If you want him to love you, give him almond tofu.
by dongcollector December 01, 2020
xiao genshin impact. he's perfect and very pretty and also wears a mask and looks cool. also an adeptus but did i say he is pretty? he's the best character. because venus said so.
Simp: Xiao can literally do 3 dmg by his elemental burst and I'd still whale for him because he's Xiao
by venus707 December 08, 2020
An adepti that has a cold attitude but is sexy as fuck. Will save you if you’re about to fall to your death, an almond tofu enthusiast.
by sawarasenai December 27, 2020
A series of flash animations that consist of a black stick figure fighting other colors of stick figures, most notibly the purple one.
As the Xiao Xiao series progressed, the movies began becoming more and more detailed, and eventually became 3D.
by Chow September 20, 2003
Xiao Xiao is Xiao Xiao.
by Lemonbomb September 25, 2019
one sexy hot mf. his hair is beautiful and got tattoos on his arm. he it a divine being with a monster shlong. but he's 5'2.
by i need to go to horny jail January 31, 2021