A shortened version of a variety of questions to ask what a person is doing, such as 'What are you doing?' used by a group of people in urban London, Tokyo and certain parts of Australia.
Person 1: What you do?

Person 2: I do you.
by Ziggystardust73 July 17, 2006
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A text sent by a dude who wants you to come over for sex. Usually sends it to more than one person at a time to increase his chance of getting lucky. (the recipients are not aware that he has sent the text to anyone but them) If he gets more than one response, he replies to his preferred option. The non-commital nature of the question makes it difficult for any of the unchosen options to accuse him of any wrongdoing.
(Sends text to four girls) "what you doing"
Girl number two is first to respond with "not much, what about you?"
But before he can respond, girl number one (his preferred option) replies! She says "I'm free, wanna catch up?'
All he has to do now is tell girl number two he's tired and is going to bed and tell girl number one to come on over!

booty call brush off casting the net
by Fox99 October 31, 2015
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A shortened version of a variety of questions to ask what a person is doing, such as 'What are you doing?' used by a group of people in urban London, Tokyo and certain parts of Australia.
Person 1: What you do?

Person 2: I do you.
by Ziggystardust73 July 6, 2006
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This is when you don’t know what to do or say so you respond with “what can you do piss Nb your shoe”. It is a very versatile saying.
Shannon: oh well!

Leah: what can ya do
Shannon: what can you do piss in your shoe
by Turkey Rashers January 6, 2022
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So i checked your profile and was really impressed by how thoroughly you have stepped up your game. You look nice, haven't changed a bit, rocking the hair and all. You have the perfect voice for what you do. Sorry, don't mean to be intimidating. Champion the artist yea?
by Krkič March 4, 2019
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“what can you do when you live in a shoe” is a classic saying used in many different circumstances. it is used when there is nothing else to say and another way of saying “there’s nothing you can do about it”
“bro my boyfriend just cheated on me with my uncle harry”
“damn that’s super tough, but what can you do when you live in a shoe”
by unclegarry123 December 5, 2019
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