vulveeta

vaginal cheese-like discharge

I wanted to eat at the "Y", but I couldn't get past the vulveeta.

by Cosmo Asp September 9, 2003

vulveeta

Malodorous solids which a woman has grown in her vagina

She topped off her tuna taco with vulveeta

by Andrew Setter January 16, 2003

vulveeta

My sincerest apologies, but this is the vaginal discharge from a yeast infection.

Jane, you better go see a doctor -- you don't want to get a bunch of vulveeta down there.

by John Doe, Jr. May 13, 2005

velveeta queen

A person who consumes velveeta type cheese on everything. Grill cheese sandwiches, nachos, on vegetables, fondue, casseroles or just gobbling up big chunks of it. Maybe some fried spam on the side. And a big spoonfull of mayonnaise right out of the jar every few bites to help it slide. Usually served with a two liter diet soda.

He eats nothing but velveeta cheese all day long. Been a month since he had a bowel movement. He's gonna blow like a Yellowstone geyser one of these days. What a velveeta queen.

by Clara Fication June 5, 2016

Velveeta

An orange, semisolid substance usually mistaken for cheese. Under higher temperatures, Velveeta resembles mucilage glue.

What the fuck? You made grilled 'cheese' out of Velveeta??

by blueduck577 April 8, 2004

velveeta-method

the act of eating an entire box of Velveeta macaroni and cheese upon the completion of a rigorous upper body workout, discovered by a health and exercise science major at the college of new jersey.

That guy is huge..he must use the velveeta-method.

by Arnie Swartz February 26, 2011

Velveeta

Nathan; someone with an incredibly small penis. One that resembles the shape of the iconic Velveeta instant macaroni and cheese noodles.

Person1: Wow! Nathan's dick is so small
Person2: Yup, thats a Velveeta alright

by Macaroni and Cheese Warrior August 15, 2021