A turkey,turkey high five, or a turkey sub, is when person A offers a high five to person B, and person A changes his high-five to a thumbs up before person B returns the high five. This causes a high ive that looks like a high five. Person A then shouts, "TURKEY!!!" and laughs while it takes a while for person B to get it.
by Macoronikevin April 25, 2008
by Turkish Kurdish Human July 18, 2016
A secret spazz. A turkey is someone who has the appearance of being calm and even borderline monotonous, but just when you think they've fallen asleep with their eyes open, they bust a cringe-worthy dance move, make a psycho face, or a variety of other random shenanigans that will probably cause you to laugh with them. See also dingus.
Guy1: Dude, that swoll guy, Matt, over there is so chill. I don't even think he has emotions. Is he even blinking?
Guy2: No way broseph, he's a straight turkey!
Guy2: No way broseph, he's a straight turkey!
by A Credible Source June 13, 2015
Bobby: What's Brenna doing in that dark corner over there with that big dark Spanish man?
Keara: Turkeying.
Keara: Turkeying.
by kraaaaa July 10, 2011
1) A close relative to the hen, a bird kept and bred for its nutritious meat.
2) A country that consists of what was the core of the Ottoman Empire.
2) A country that consists of what was the core of the Ottoman Empire.
by Cynic May 26, 2004
A country that serves as the bridge between Eastern Europe and Western Asia. Its biggest city is Istanbul although they changed the capital to Ankara 70 years ago. Men are a little on the crazy side but the chicks are uber hot.
Turkey is a real Turkish delight
by Tenfive September 13, 2006
Person 1: Omg I don't even finish my sentence and Amie was just there like snapping at me
Person 2: Ikr she's such a turkey
Person 2: Ikr she's such a turkey
by Chubby bunny 69 February 18, 2015