Toilet

A simple and awesome word to describe something or someone in general if they're/it's bad, awful, crap, shit, dire, wasteful, terrible, atrocious, dreadful etc.

Work is toilet.
John's skills at gaming are toilet.
I had sex in the garden yesterday, but the girl was toilet.
McDonald's is the greatest, Burger King is toilet.

by jorelwarpath May 14, 2011

Toilet

The new habitat reserved for Miley Cyrus' career.

"Hey man, where do you think Miley's career is going?"

"Oh it's gonna end up in the toilet."

by theguitarfreak January 27, 2014

Toilet

The thing where 99% of ppl are scared of because they don’t wanna die. Don’t worry kids, the toilet won’t eat you. Toilets have mouths tho, so maybe it CAN eat you. Beware, children

I like toilets

by Getoutofmyhouse December 8, 2018

Toilet

my life

Bill: yo how are you doing?
Samuel: bad, its like a toilet

by Likolojgrdxjurs October 28, 2020

Toilet

That ceramic pot where you not only drop your shit but also your phone in.

Oh phone! I dropped my shit into the toilet.

by rienik December 14, 2016

Toilet

A legendary item where your pee and focus goes as you sit on it naked

My toilet is golden

by Andrew tate has a buggati November 21, 2022

Toilet

A girls box, her vagina or can be used to describe a hot chick.

Ohhh I ate Sharon's toilet last night, she blew three steamclouds and soaked the linens. *OR* Look at that hot little toilet in the corner drinkin a pre-mix bourbon and coke and smoking a filterless Camel. She's tasty.

by gibbonsausage April 10, 2007