An omnivirous, cube-dwelling mammal. Native to the Pacific Northwest, he prefers abstaining from intimacy during the better part of the year. He also avoids social gatherings including alcohol, as this may impare his ability to tick and/or tie any numbers. His cohorts include The Hatchet, Pecker, Brunsteen, Papa Doug, and "The Firm Hates You" Isler.
KS- Hey Lasso, you wanna come to lunch with us today?
The Lasso- I would, but I need to tick and tie these figures on ABC Inc's Balance Sheet.
Senior Manager (in his head)- Boy, that Lasso kid sure is a go-getter. And not to be gay or anything, but I'll bet he's a dynamo in the sack.
by David B. Cool October 06, 2004
Grabbing the base of your flaccid penis and swinging it in a circle. Resembles a cowboy swinging a lasso (rope).
by M_Dubz152 June 11, 2023
by The Wyld Stallyn April 07, 2010
by Le Gasp July 26, 2010
The combination of the words "little" and "asshole." Adjective that is often used for careless rude people. Can also be used when referring to douchebags you previously dated.
A: "Are you still dating that guy?"
B: "Nah, he got belligerently drunk at my sisters wedding and started a cake-fight."
A: "What a lasso."
by jahroony April 30, 2012
Lasso is a product by OmniPilot. Currently its at version 8. It is a language, an application server, a dessert topping, AND a floor wax! It allows for a webserver to poll a database and then to return the results of that poll to a webpage. And that's just the tip of the iceberg as far as Lasso is concerned.
by M i l e s December 24, 2004
The act of getting forcefully stolen away from your buds by the wife, generally because she holds the power.
by george st khan April 27, 2021