Robins dog came home from his Canine Testudine Cerebro Xenograft surgery as a turtle.
Lily: "How long did you--"
Robin: "Longer than I'm proud of."
Lily: "How long did you--"
Robin: "Longer than I'm proud of."
by anonymous888534 September 08, 2012
The action of fucking the brains out of a newborn turtle so hard that it starts glowing and ascending into the heavens, never to be seen again.
by BoogerAids July 15, 2023
The action of fucking the brains out of a newborn turtle so hard that it starts glowing and ascending into the heavens, never to be seen again.
Me and my home boy went out illume-testudines again, sorry mom, sorry, sorry my sister had to witness it.
by BoogerAids July 15, 2023