When you leave your facebook open in your dorm and everyone posts status updates and messes up your reputation
by superduperwoman January 26, 2011
The unfortunate and crippling phenomenon wherein one is interested only in the small number of potential mates who reside in his or her dorm. This is especially prevalent among freshman males.
Jay and Melissa started dating, but everyone knows he is only attracted to her because of a bad case of dorm goggles.
by worst_wingman_ever February 5, 2013
A verb, often the action of romping through dormitory hallways raging drunk. Can be used as an adjective to describe a state of drunkenness. Activities such as urinating in unapproved university toilets (the hallway/stair case), breaking shit, throwing up, drinking from multiple cups or cans in multiple rooms, conversations that you should never have with the opposite sex, conversations you will not remember, blacking out,etc... Many dorm-stormers will find themselves hung over, in another persons bed, or wrapped around a toilet the following morning. If you have ever had a night where you were in fact too drunk to go out to the party but continued to party in your dorm, congrats cause you are now a veteran of dorm-storming.
by Humping midget January 17, 2011
Similar to jet lag, dorm lag describes the gap between current sleep schedule and a conventional sleep schedule, often made apparent when visiting home from college.
by Rag Man December 18, 2010
A seemingly causeless state of semi-sickness that afflicts college students living in dorms at the beginning of every year and that mysteriously disappears when at home, only to return again the minute you scan back into your dorm.
CJ: *cough* God damn, when is this cold gonna go away?
Dylan: It's dorm cough dude, that shit is with you for the long haul.
Dylan: It's dorm cough dude, that shit is with you for the long haul.
by LRoy10 November 5, 2010
When two college students (typically freshman) share a romantic evening within the confines of one of their 10 by 15 foot cells they call a dorm room. Dorm dates usually include at least a few of the following: drinking wine or cheap alcohol from plastic cups, bed-sitting, awkward conversation, an angry roommate who is exiled from his/her room not b/c of sex but for the possibility of sex, and friends gossiping how the dorm date is going.
Diana: Why are you cleaning the room and what are those scented candles for?
Jamie: Do you remember Chris from the frat party last weekend? Well he's coming over for a dorm date tonight so I'm gonna need you to leave for the next three-to-five hours.
Jamie: Do you remember Chris from the frat party last weekend? Well he's coming over for a dorm date tonight so I'm gonna need you to leave for the next three-to-five hours.
by Mr. Nuts April 5, 2011
noun. The creatures that take residence in every college dorm room or apartment, they are directly responsible for the loss of "completed homework", giving college students the urge to procrastinate and get on facebook or urbandictionary. These sneaky devils throw college student's clothes all over their rooms while they aren't looking and make their rooms messy.
"Dude what happened to our clean room?"
"I don't know man, I was just watching TV and a dorm dwarf must have messed it up."
"I don't know man, I was just watching TV and a dorm dwarf must have messed it up."
by College Professional October 20, 2009