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A loose term used to refer to money, large area of land, and a farm. But mostly money.
yo, I got mad spreads, son.
spreads by Alex Plus January 28, 2008
Words you can keep
going to bed. (as in hitting the bed spread)
I'm exhausted...I'm gonna go hit spreads.
spreads by stmary February 1, 2013
The act of spreading love and positivity in a multitude of ways. cheeks also...
Hey Laura, your party last had amazing vibes, it was mad spread

He gave 50 racks to charity? Damn hes on spreads!

spreads not too much 

A wise man spreads not too much wisdom.
Well we taught them how to make computer components and now they are or competitors, a wise man spreads not too much wisdom!

spreads like butter 

when a girl is very sexual and spreads her legs easily to another guy so they could insert their dick inside of her.
“Hey did you hear about the new girl?”
“Yeah, I heard she spreads like butter.”
spreads like butter by ESKETIT2017 December 28, 2017

Hollywood Spreads 

A way of saying what you're going to put on toast without saying what it is. It could mean nutella, jam or peanut butter but they'll never know.
I'm going to have some good old hollywood spreads on my toast!
Hollywood Spreads by theendzombo December 2, 2024

Cruiser Spread 

The girth a Police Officer gets by only driving around in a Cruiser eating drive thru food and being inactive with no physical exercise.
That 300lb Copper was never gonna catch us by running. He had too much Cruiser Spread!!!
Cruiser Spread by will bitten September 30, 2017
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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