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going to bed. (as in hitting the bed spread)
I'm exhausted...I'm gonna go hit spreads.
spreads by stmary February 1, 2013
The act of spreading love and positivity in a multitude of ways. cheeks also...
Hey Laura, your party last had amazing vibes, it was mad spread

He gave 50 racks to charity? Damn hes on spreads!

spreads not too much 

A wise man spreads not too much wisdom.
Well we taught them how to make computer components and now they are or competitors, a wise man spreads not too much wisdom!

spreads like butter 

when a girl is very sexual and spreads her legs easily to another guy so they could insert their dick inside of her.
“Hey did you hear about the new girl?”
“Yeah, I heard she spreads like butter.”
spreads like butter by ESKETIT2017 December 28, 2017

Hollywood Spreads 

A way of saying what you're going to put on toast without saying what it is. It could mean nutella, jam or peanut butter but they'll never know.
I'm going to have some good old hollywood spreads on my toast!
Hollywood Spreads by theendzombo December 2, 2024

Cruiser Spread 

The girth a Police Officer gets by only driving around in a Cruiser eating drive thru food and being inactive with no physical exercise.
That 300lb Copper was never gonna catch us by running. He had too much Cruiser Spread!!!
Cruiser Spread by will bitten September 30, 2017
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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