shelf

An ass that utterly defies gravity

<guy1>damn look at the shelf on that one.
<guy2>i know it just... sits up.
<guy1>call schmack we gotta tell him about this one.

by Grill March 14, 2005

shelfed

to store an arbitrary item in a bodily orifice for later use.

That stripper's son shelfed my phone!

by clickitdown December 4, 2006

shelf

to put something in your ass

When he saw the polices steve decided to shelf his weed

by bobbie July 23, 2003

shelf

alternate way of taking drugs by inserting them into the anus

hey gareth, i'm going to swallow one pill and shelf the other one

by staticsate November 18, 2009

Shelfing

A common photography pose in which a person places their hand beneath their chin, forming a sort of shelf for their head to rest on, in order to better frame their face. When such a pose is used for a selfie, the resulting image is called a "shelfie"

"Excellent use of shelfing, Sasha! What an exquisite shelfie!"

by flyingpenguin December 14, 2014

Shelfing

The act of placing drugs inside the vagina as a way of ingesting them

Molly is rolling so hard after shelfing that pill

by FestivalNurse June 13, 2017

Shelfed

When you let a fat guy fuck you doggy, and they have to set their fat stomach on your ass!

Damn, I got shelfed last night, dude was fat as fuck.

by kayteebaybee April 8, 2020