satans ass crack

Definition 1: When your ass crack gets really hot.

Definition 2: A really, REALLY bad place to be.

Def 1: A: Man, my ass is really hot after that jog.

B: Hot like Satans ass crack?

Def 2:
A: You dont wanna go to that rusty-ass building over there.
B: Why the hell not?
A: That place is in the middle of Satans ass crack!

by buddy retard June 3, 2020

Satan's Ass Crack

Texas

I live in Satan's ass crack so summer's are literally hell

by Taylor bruh names Taylor June 26, 2016

satan's ass crack

When your butt cheeks get so hot, it feels like hell.

"After that run, I got some serious Satan's Ass Crack."

by CoolStanley January 8, 2016

at the crack of Satan's ass

At dawn or early in the morning, whenever the sun is rising. Especially if you are a late-night person or typically don't wake up prior to 8:00 AM or later.

I had to wake up at the crack of Satan's ass this morning.

by fuzzywasabear April 7, 2024

Satan’s Asscrack

That area in between a car’s center console and the front seats where dreams go to die and where all your shit falls.

“DAMN IT, I LOST MY PHONE, IT FELL INTO SATAN’S ASSCRACK, NOW I GOTTA FISH IT OUT… UGH!!!”

by Jalsqually March 4, 2026