A school which you apply to in order to make sure you at least go to SOME college, in case you get rejected from everywhere else.
by the S Tree March 19, 2009
A college or university that one applies to in case they are not accepted to the school of their primary interest.
A. You get into all the schools you wanted?
B. nah but I did get into my safety school, SUNY Albany.
A. Well, at least you'll have somewhere to go; but your future doesn't look to great.
B. Yeah I know. That's what I get for being a tool in highschool.
B. nah but I did get into my safety school, SUNY Albany.
A. Well, at least you'll have somewhere to go; but your future doesn't look to great.
B. Yeah I know. That's what I get for being a tool in highschool.
by Steve "ToolBox" Rich July 22, 2008
A girl that you take home not because she is particularly attractive, but because there's a good chance of getting in.
Tim: So I hooked up with Abby last night.
Andrew: I thought you said she was fugly.
Tim: Yeah, safety school moment.
Andrew: I thought you said she was fugly.
Tim: Yeah, safety school moment.
by TaterSaladIII January 11, 2011
N. An elementary school student designated by school faculty to monitor halls in between any of the following:
class and lunch
lunch and class
lunch and recess
recess and lunch
recess and class
class and recess
The point of the safety program is to maintain a sense of control. Children are thought to behave themselves when they know a goody-goody safety is watching. They are aware that the "safety" will completely taddle their little pants off without thinking twice or give a written warning.
What distinguishes the "safety" from other students is a band of fluorescent, orange plastic which wraps around the waist and diagonally across the chest. A silver or gold badge of some sort is pinned to the band draped across the chest. These badges are of different colors to show rank.
class and lunch
lunch and class
lunch and recess
recess and lunch
recess and class
class and recess
The point of the safety program is to maintain a sense of control. Children are thought to behave themselves when they know a goody-goody safety is watching. They are aware that the "safety" will completely taddle their little pants off without thinking twice or give a written warning.
What distinguishes the "safety" from other students is a band of fluorescent, orange plastic which wraps around the waist and diagonally across the chest. A silver or gold badge of some sort is pinned to the band draped across the chest. These badges are of different colors to show rank.
The job of a school safety is to make sure the other students are behaving whenever adults aren't looking.
School Safety: Please walk
Student: Sorry!
(Student whispers to classmate)
Student: That safety better not tell our teacher I was running!
Classmate: What a nerd... NARK!!
School Safety: Please walk
Student: Sorry!
(Student whispers to classmate)
Student: That safety better not tell our teacher I was running!
Classmate: What a nerd... NARK!!
by Anisettekiss November 17, 2006
a school in florida, where the bathrooms constantly smell like weed and shits always broken. trashy, and all the administrators care about is their stupid grass. :)
by 🙈💅🏼✨😎😚🌈👁👄👁 May 29, 2020
a dirty ass school that is filled with emo lesbians and dirty ass bathrooms that smell like weed. cant forget the teachers only care about there fake ass grass🤣
how would you describe safety harbor middle school?
by 🫂🫂🫂🫂 September 07, 2021
A college you apply to when you need an easy acceptance to fall back on, because let's face it - someone has to go there.
"Yo, did Wisconsin finally recognize your genius?"
"Not exactly, but hey, my safety school Purdue is basically throwing money at me to attend their cornfield campus."
"Not exactly, but hey, my safety school Purdue is basically throwing money at me to attend their cornfield campus."
by BrentMad🌊🌊🌊🌊 October 26, 2024