Rhonda

a dependable gun, usually no less than an AK-47, a thug's best friend. Made famous by Pastor Troy

Help me Rhonda.
Some fools tried me so I introduced them to Rhonda.

by Loch Ness the Wise July 23, 2008

Rhonda

What you call a straight girl who performs lesbian acts.

1st: Is that girl a lesbian?

2nd: No, she's just pulling a Rhonda.

by Rhonda12 August 26, 2013

Rhonda

An intriguing, independent, sexy woman (especially sexy lower back), who won't stop talking about her sister Penny and her deliquent inbred boyfriend, and acts like a teenager at times, but Is a genuine, caring, empathetic, fun person, but Will turn into a some sort of crazed psycho from a horror movie and kick you out every other week or month. But I love her.

Rhonda's not taking her meds again....

by Tornado1188 January 11, 2019

Rhonda

Most Rhonda's enjoy ceasers on a patio and ghost hunting at night. Rhonda Rhost is a common name for one who participates in ghost hunting on a weekly basis. Before naming your kid after reading this, be sure to realize that many nicknames come with the name, but bartenders often bring over ceasers without being asked to all Rhonda's "just cause".

"Hello, i'm Rhonda and I can't think of an example to add here"

by 8sec August 26, 2010

Rhonda

A redneck or country Karen, that's a Trump Supporter

1. Rhonda: "I sure love this deer head, it would look nice next to my MAGA flag!"

2. "Mom, why are you such a Rhonda?"
3. *Rhonda at the Capitol* Rhonda: "MAGA! MAGA! MAGA! TRUMP 2020! 12 MORE YEARS IN OFFICE, DAGGONE IT! CREEPY BIDEN RIGGED THE VOTES, THIS IS AN ABOMINATION! RECOUNT! RECOUNT!"
4. Rhonda: "I can't breathe in this dumb mask, so I'm gonna let my nose hang out of it. This daggone virus is fake anyways."
5. *Rhonda at cousin Tammy's* *Rhonda getting out her chew* Rhonda: So you're telling me, that I'm gonna have to pay more taxes, cus Biden won the election and I'm rich? Screw that, Trump 2020!!!"

by explodedelmo January 26, 2021

Rhonda

A useless whore who stinks like crap , she sleeps with married men and is a brokedown ghetto hoodrat , she lives in places like , lakewood or lynwood you know places with lots of cheap apartments project type living chic . Very hood , dumb , fat , sloppy , easy and plain out ugly ! Comes from a bad family with absolutely no class and money , they are predators of those that are better than them .

Did you know Rhonda is a brokedown low class ugly fat black whore with a stank ass home depot job lol who lives in the projects ....

by Creolebelle November 21, 2011

The Rhonda

The last half of a hit in the pipe or bowl that taste like ass.

"Its just bout gone"

... "Ewww thats nasty. Ya its cashed, I got the Rhonda."

"Sorry dude"

by Moonflower090 July 13, 2011