Real Deal

A true blow job. Her (or his, depending on what you're into) mouth on the shaft, hand cupping the sack, and thumb up the ass. The Real Deal.

Max: "Yo did you get your dick sucked last night?"

Andrew: "Hey man listen, I got better than that...I got the REAL DEAL."

by rob rob6969 October 29, 2008

real-deal

Real = True, exact, no fault, no fake, thrust worthy, clear, absolute etc.

Deal = contact, transaction, barter, exchange etc.

Real Deal = what you are getting is excellent in the above ways

Fred is a real deal type of person, he'd never let you down. Fred is a real-deal man.

When George is given a mission, he's always making sure the assignment is perfectly accomplished. George is a real-deal man.

by George Manont March 11, 2008

real deal

That girl you just can't quite let go of. Don't.

Mate, she's the real deal...

by love from the convent February 01, 2019

Real deal

The king-ding-ling big dog. Home of the 9+ whopper and every ladies wet dream

Oh my god Betts, don’t you wish you were the Real Deal like Stef? Yes Pasq, Stef really is the real deal. And a complete fucking legend as well.

by THE RD October 23, 2020

real dealed

The act of consensual anal penetration with Julian's sister.

Cameron: Yo Scott! How was you date with Emily last night?
Scott (the real) Deal: It was sick man i totally Real Dealed her.

by Triangulated July 08, 2018

real deal

Another name for heroin.

I drank a six pack, booted some of the real deal, and fell unconscious for a few hours.

by clamum May 05, 2004

for real deal

gay term used by the drugged out ghetto white kid who lives in my circle instead of fo shizzle

ghetto fag: i thought i told you n' yo boys to stop skating here after dark, for real deal
me: shut the fuck up faggot

by TJtheCow September 26, 2006