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Pooh Bearing 

Getting high while watching disney movies
"Dude I was totally pooh bearing it last night while watching Ariel."
Pooh Bearing by Gerbooty May 5, 2015

Pooh Bearing 

The act of fisting a woman's vagina, then pulling it out and putting one's entire fist into one's mouth to suckle the, "hunny."
"Yeah bro I was pooh bearing my girlfriend last night, I can't get enough of her sweet, sweet hunny."
Pooh Bearing by 666DMT November 6, 2021

Pooh Bearing

A full hand reach to scoop either blood or cum out of a orifice to write a letter to the ex wife you hate.
Are you Pooh bearing it?

I've lost my pen can you Pooh bear it?
Pooh Bearing by NorthernSimian January 24, 2026

Pooh Bearin’ 

The act of being in a public space wearing only a large tshirt and absolutely nothing else.
Sonya said Pooh bearin’ is so comfortable, it’s worth the risk of flashing everyone.
Pooh Bearin’ by 807w25th May 31, 2022

Poohbearin' 

To masturbate or have sex while only wearing a t-shirt. Resembling Winnie the pooh
Once in college I walked in on my roommate who was poohbearin' while watching porn.
Poohbearin' by GreenTag October 20, 2011
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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