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planktonic 

Someone who drifts from social group to social group apathetically with no sense of loyalty or identity. Like a social butterfly, but a little more depressing.
Greg went to a house party for 2 hours with the jocks he's sort of friends with and then showed up unannounced at Charlie's house where he played dungeons and dragons with the glee club. Like what even are you doing mate. Planktonic fool
planktonic by Fadiastheonlyone September 6, 2016
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platonic kiss 

A kiss between two people who are not in a romantic relationship and do not have romantic feelings for each other. Used mostly for kisses between friends, but it can also be used for family kisses.
A: "Did you kiss Mary yesterday?"
B: "Yeah, but there's nothing going on there. It was just a platonic kiss."
platonic kiss by Neg46 August 2, 2016

platonic crush 

The feeling of giddiness and happiness towards someone you know without the romantic or sexual attraction accompanying a regular crush.
I love talking to and being around Max, even though a lot of what he says isn't true. I have a platonic crush on him.

Platonic Cuddling 

Cuddling between two people, free from romantic or sexual desire, for either emotional closeness and sense of security, or physical comfort and warmth.
I was feeling lonely last night, so my best friend and I had some platonic cuddling.

Plankton 

1% Evil
99% Hot gas
Plankton
Plankton by SSDC JDR JPC June 7, 2011

office plankton

A typical office worker, which usually has certain tasks assigned to them without hopes of getting a promotion or achieving something in his field.
He's just our office plankton, don't mind him...
office plankton by Arnonis July 1, 2014

platonic soulmate 

•like a soulmate but non romantic
•a best friend that you were meant to be best friends with
•when you love someone so much but you don’t want to date them and they’re not family
•Note: just like you can have a romantic crush you can also have a platonic crush called a squish
Aimee: OMG, I love you Emily, you’re my platonic soulmate.
Emily: I love you too, i’ve had a squish on you for so long

Person 1:Oh are you two dating?

Person 2&3: no we’re just platonic soulmates
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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