pils

Person I'd Like to Stab

"Oh, really? You think I'm a milf? Well you're a pils. P-I-L-S" "Oooh, what's that?" "Person I'd like to stab."

-The Rocker

by Lysserloo August 24, 2008

Pil

Sometimes a person is such a pillock that the whole word doesn't need to be spoken in full; such pillockory warrants only the three letter variety.
More embarasing and subtle than the longer version.

Bloke - "wahey, I've had a half pint of Kaliber and I'm dancing around around bollock naked"
Mate - "Don't be a pil"

Bloke - pulls out the blue bag from the salt & shake "Look! I've won something"
Mate "bloody pil"

by AutumnGaslight May 03, 2011

pils

Short for "Person I'd like to stab."

Used in the 2008 movie 'The Rocker'

"Hey baby! You're a real milf!"

"Yeah? Well you're a real pils!"

by pk.staaarstorm September 01, 2008

Pil

Short for pillick, and prat

you pil
your such a pil

by Kieran Storton March 25, 2008

pil

short for the old style pilsner brewed by molson, which is a good quality beer and very tasty.

hey man toss me another pil.

by simsamsung April 16, 2007

PIL

paralysed in laughter

a more extreme version of lol, lmao and rofl. and less rediculous. cos tbh, who actually laughs their ass off?

' If lol was a drug I'd be in rehab'
'PIL PIL PIL'

by Gem111 October 23, 2007

pil

Short for "compilation". Predominantly used on internet porn tube sites. "Pil" or "compilation" describes videos containing a collection of several short clips of one specific sexual act, fetish or genre shown back to back. These videos are useful when an individual want to view a certain type of pornography but does not care to view full scenes, i.e. foreplay to cumshot.

Popular "pils" include: facials, cumshots, blowjobs, handjobs, squirting, ect.

by rightn2 March 09, 2011