pez

A spice boy with an exceedingly large head.
Known to frustrate people with pictures of his gay, pretty boy face.
Also known to come off with extremely cheesy sayings.

(After seeing a picture of Pez) There is that Pez wanker again. Oh My God i so want to wreck that wee dick. That guy is such a prick. Would love to smack him.
"eh-heh,my names Pez,and im back WIT my BABEZ again, this time its forever!"
Fuck up Pez you fucking cunt

by pez-killa November 30, 2007

pez

Candy shaped into small, 1/4" tablets. Nine of them fit into a long, skinny toy called a "pez dispenser", which spits out one tablet everytime you tilt its head. For some reason, vintage pez dispensers have become collector's items.

"I had a Spiderman pez dispenser, and my sister had a Wonderwoman one, my mother refused to by any more pez after it ran out, because it was too expensive, it tasted pretty good, though."

by handle187 November 07, 2003

Pez

luvly drug.
comes in all flavors,
but "lemon" recommended for beginners b4 movin on 2 "strawberry"

u pezhead! y is your brain so f*cked?

yo chill, have a pez, cool down.

by big O November 26, 2003

The Pez

Australian slang meaning “the parents”

The Pez are concerned that I havent talked to them for three years while I instead express my adolescent rage at them via machines

by bailsy February 01, 2022

The Pez

When you have a mentally challenged co worker called Josh Perry that dances. The dance they do is named the Pez.

Do the PEZ - Joshua Perry

by CSSProductions April 24, 2023

pez

derrived from the word peasant - someone who is inferior, and/or ugly

bob: hey baby you're hot, can we screw?
beulah: nah you're pez

by bob October 16, 2003

pez

really weak or pathetic.

Rupert tried to hurt me but he was pez and could do shit all.

by lambinator June 14, 2006