Nelson

A small town in BC where everyone thinks they are uniquer than everyone else, And ppl say things like my dreads are nicer than your dreads. A place where every cafe has a waitress wearing a tank top with unshaven pits serving local grub and Oso coffee.

Her tribal armband is way different than everyone else s.. shes so RAD!
Shes so Nelson

by raino77 January 6, 2010

Nelson

To cruelly laugh in the presence of someone's misfortune.

I got fired today and my boss's assistant nelsoned me as I was cleaning out my desk.

I fell while rollerblading in the park and some jerk gave me a Nelson out a car window.

by Masner July 15, 2008

Nelson

A sexy bloke with a 8 inch cock and gets all the babes and is a jet at every sport and is a fucking legend who does coke of your girlfriends tits and slippery geckos her at the same time

God Nelson fucked me so good last night

Nelson’s cock is so big

I sucked Nelsons Dick last night and it was amazing

by Fuck your nan September 12, 2019

Nelson

If Nelson is the last name of a person, they are often widely disliked by the general public. They are the first people to cause a problem and generate conflict with surrouding co-workers and family members. Last name Nelsons will often seem trustoworthy at first, by watch your back for the knife that is sure to follow. They are mostly very lazy and have a very poor work ethic.

If Nelson is the FIRST name of a person, disregard the above statement. They are generally very good people.

That Willian Nelson was saying some lies about me behind my back.

by Concerned Observer001 October 16, 2010

Nelson

Verania’s Boyfriend

“That guy nelson is really nice”

Back off bitch he is my boyfriend”

by Idkdudejustplaying February 20, 2021

Nelson

Cockney ryhming slang for Stella Artois.
Stella = Nelson Mandela

The boys are coming round to watch the football.
Better get a crate of Nelson's!

by HappyHammer June 23, 2006

Nelson

A lover of buttcrack. A faithful companion of cracks in butts, everywhere. Will love your buttcrack even through the hardships that it may face. Through life and death, through sickness and health, the Nelson will be there, to guide your buttcrack through the toughest times. You can always count on the Nelson to look out for your buttcrack.

" I'm so glad I have a Nelson in my life.. what would I do without my Nelson? "

by Cinna bunonmy elmo September 20, 2009