a loser who spends their entire life calling technical support helplines, instead of getting an education or reading the fucking manual, yes you know who you are you fuckwits! see also NUMPTY or CHUMPER
by Anonymous March 5, 2003
by sneepsnoop April 26, 2015
Someone who has had so much plastic surgery and/or botox, their lips no longer move and they must speak only using the motion provided by their lower jaw.
We saw this hot looking woman, but she had so much face surgery she looked like a muppet when she spoke.
by John Wesley February 9, 2008
of "what the fuck" when u see a quote from ur gf in her acquitqances profile after she mentions it to me
by nomodelagency November 7, 2005
Forcing your hand and eventually the arm into the anal cavity so far up that you now have total control of the mandible, enabling muppet like actions.
by JustinSideher July 18, 2014
A swift, dominating, and intellectually profound experience for one individual when another exercises their high debating skill and detailed knowledge about an argued topic resulting in not only an obliteration of the other person’s position but also their entire world view.
by stillrecovering August 29, 2018
An alternative term for idiot or moron. Usually used in the UK to describe someone who is incompetant or gormless. Taken from the name for the popular Jim Henson Puppets.
by PRAEst76 February 11, 2005