Mormoned

When a person dilutes your alcoholic drink with the soul intention of keeping you more sober than it was your intention to be.

You are at a party (or any drinking situation). You are getting drunk. You are getting too drunk. A person mixes your drink for you with less alcohol and more mixer than you intended to consume.

"She's getting too drunk. I'm going to Mormon her drink so she doesn't puke on my bed later."
She drinks the drink.
"Hey! You Mormoned my drink!"

by Mr. Ford December 7, 2009

mormonservative

Someone who is both mormon and conservative, usually radically so, and therefore has no legitimate opinions in either religion or politics, regardless of level of education.

Many mormonservatives live in Utah.

by ProutProutProut February 4, 2010

moronerate

1. Voter who identifies as moderate. Generally motivated by nontroversial or fabricated issues which they themselves are incapable of explaining. They have little to no interest in real-life issues such as the survival of the human race.

2. Joe Moronchin.

"Bro...Joe Rogan is super liberal, bro." said the moronerate.

by rökken roller November 2, 2021

Mormonger

mor⋅mon⋅ger (n.) - 1. a person who is involved with being a mormon in a petty or contemptible way. 2. Chiefly British. 3. Lizzie.

Lizzie you are such a silly mormonger!!

by J-Kai December 30, 2008

Mormonroo's

The name of the special Mormon underwear that Mitt Romney wears. Made of coarse, unwashed burlap, keeps the young Mormons mind off of sex and more focused on scratching.

Mitt Romney's Mormonroo's look like they need a good washing.

by Ghost of Bob April 5, 2012

Moronerd

A moron who is also a nerd

That idiot geek over there is such a moronerd!

by alex obrehbreh February 27, 2010