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merrick surfer bros 

Merrick surfers are a rare species these days.merrick surfer bros is group of students that attend Calhoun High School on long island. they are also known to be called the brew crew and occasionally pacsun crew. the group consists of 4-8 students in Calhoun. they are the only ones that surf in there grade and are made fun of by ones that dont. although surfing thrives in older grades, it has died out between the younger kids, they are the last group of surfers in the school. although made fun of, many of the members in the group participate in the social norms of the school and are accepted into other clicks...while some are not..
merrick surfer bros: yo whats up brah wanna go surf at lido west the waves are going off today

Outsider: nahh your gay

merrick surfer bro: oh ok..wanna hang out in town?

Outsider: yeah
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merrick avenue middle school 

Merrick Avenue Middle School also known as mams is wear foster children go to school when they find out what sex is and all the desperate girls at mams will aboustley finger and fuck a 5 year old
You hear about that foster child that got fucked by a Merrick Avenue Middle School Girl?
No but i wouldn’t doubt she was a separate one

South Merrick 

South Merrick is the Southern part of a town Merrick, which is located on Long Island, New York. The houses are big, and can cost more than 1 million dollars! Many of them are on the water, and have tons of property! The citizens, also known as, “Southies” are stereotypically thots, rich kids, and brats. Many of them own brand name products, such as Supreme, Gucci, etc. Having some of these products will make people want to be friends with you since you are considered rich. To be considered a Southie, you have/had to attend either Birch or Lakeside. Most of the population of South Merrick is Jewish, so bar and bat mitzvahs are very big. Many Southies take their celebration to the top. Some kids have theirs in huge ball rooms, in a banquet hall, even on a yacht! They give out custom sweatshirts and t-shirts! Many Southies are big party people, and can rage all night until morning. So if your looking for a friend who likes to party and is down to stay up all night, take having Southie friends into mind, because take it from me, it will be the best decision you will make!
South Merrick is filled with huge, beautiful mansions on the water!

shane merrick 

a shane merrick (Alfheim0nline) is the best drug dealer with the biggest dick (14.5 inc) (jackhammer)
"hey see that shane merrick over ther?" "yeah.""thats my shane merrick AND YOU CANT HAVE HIM!"
shane merrick by Im wildturtle June 12, 2017

south merrick 

the jappy part of merrick with all the jewish rich kids. all the girls wear are sam jackets and david yurman rings while all the boys wear yeezys and bathing ape. the north merrick kids tease them about being rich but they all know their jealous. they also all go to expensive sleep away camps
“oh did you see her, she’s wearimg such a south merrick jacket

South Merrick 

A town that is rich af in the South, and North Merrick is middle class. South Merrick kids are called southies by the north Merrick kids who are called northies. House prices are in the millions, people own yachts, jet skis, and boats. Most southies are Jewish, so you can only imagine what the bar and bat mitzvahs are like. People throw million dollar bar bat mitzvahs on yachts, or at expensive country clubs or beach clubs. The girls are obsessed with brand names, and expensive jewelry and clothes. Gucci, champion, hardtail, firehouse, free city, aviator nation, etc. They own lv, di, Gucci, Tiffany and Co, Cartier, etc.
Northie 1- Hey, look at them, with their Sam jackets and wrists full of Cartier.
Northie 2- yeah, they’re such South Merrick girls.
South Merrick by DisYaGal September 8, 2019

tom merricks 

'tom merricks' doing a tom merricks means crying outside a nightclub and getting a taxi home to grovel back to his girlfriend after an argument.
wow dele did such a tom merricks last night
whipped underthethumb yolo notalad emotionaltimes
tom merricks by rybrown69 October 28, 2013