Person 1: "holy shit you just snorted a gram of maj, watch out for those third degreee gurns"
Person 2:"ill be fine its bashed to shit anyway"
Person 2:"ill be fine its bashed to shit anyway"
by Spraysafe March 17, 2019
by Dr Dejong March 05, 2007
by Cuntmuncher May 22, 2015
The American version of being a muggle. No magic. Look at Ilvermorny, American School for witchcraft and wizardry vs Hogwarts Britains School for witchcraft and wizardry
Harry Potter terms.
Harry Potter terms.
by Faelan Wolf January 13, 2017
Guy 1: Dood, maj english, I can't go tonight.
Guy 2: Sucks man.
Guy 1: My GF broke up with me last night.
Guy 2: Sucks maj balls dude
Guy 2: Sucks man.
Guy 1: My GF broke up with me last night.
Guy 2: Sucks maj balls dude
by Dirty Darrin March 20, 2008
by KukIsForever October 10, 2005
Maj is a man of porn. His hobbies is to bang thick niggas and smoke the good shit. He loves it when hookers blow him because it makes him cum. He likes to start the day with a good wank. He has a way to seduce girls and wheel them in.
Chanel==== ahahahhaha Maj=== ea Chanel suck me du your ass is bigger than my future and my future is to bang you eveyday oxoxox
by Cuntfinders June 12, 2017