klaus

”isn’t New York the capital of the United States”
”man he really did a Klaus”

by Drag0ns1ay3er013 June 18, 2020

A slang word for penis

Never nice

Gets coal for christmas

All German men are a klaus

by yr slang January 7, 2014

KLAUS

"Does he like it Klaus? Does he like when he touches you with the feather"-Kienan

said with German Accent

To klaus someone is to torture someone named Klaus with a feather

A pansexual icon who doesn’t get enough love, only wants Dave and didn’t ask for cilantro.

Klaus Hargreeves: “I didn’t ask for cilantro...”
Ben: “Do you hear gunfire?”
Klaus Hargreeves: “What?!”

by alitron April 9, 2019

we will protect our funky lil gay boi, jazzy trash that everyone loves

he needs love
pansexual icon
d r u g s. Just look at him.

person1:oof yes go smol funky boi
person 2: do you mean the queen Klaus Hargreeves?

by clikkieprincess October 23, 2019

person 1: who’s that thot?
person 2: idk but he’s hot
person 3: are you stupid?? that’s klaus hargreeves

by the ipbdps July 20, 2019

Taker of freedom.
Destroyer of free will.

See also traitor to mankind.

Klaus Schwab says in 2030 you will own nothing and be happy about it.