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ke$ha shower 

Form of "bathing" when you are not able to shower for some reason. Using deodorant and cologne to disguise the fact that you did not shower
"Dude, you look like a mess."
"I woke up late and had to ke$ha shower."
ke$ha shower by omarjordan April 21, 2012

ke$ha shower 

when you really need to take a shower, but are running late so simply spray yourself with excess volumes of perfume/aftershave/deodorant and hope no one will notice.
'whoa man you reek of cheap cologne!'
'yeah, i woke up late so only had time for a ke$ha shower'

Ke$ha Status 

Noun; Having gone out and partied your ass off multiple times in one week.
Verb; the act of emulating Ke$sha
Noun; The drive of an animal, a true fratski
Noun; immortal status after hooking up with Ke$sha
Ex 1
freshmen scrubs "Your back, its 2 o'clock in the afternoon, where were you last night?"
Fratskis- "We are out at Richs and bhoppin"
scrubs " thats the 4th time this week and its only friday"
Fratski "I'm Ke$ha status bitches!!"

Ex 2
HOtt sorority girl "Lets go out tonight!"
lame girl "we've already gone out 3 times this week, I wanna stay and watch a movie its got.. blah blah..."
Entire sorority "LEts go were ke$sha status tonight!!"

Ex 3
Dudski 1 "Bro omfg its Ke$sha!"
Dudski 2 "I bet you i can hookup"
Dudski 1 "....Dude no way shes ke$ha you cant handle it"
Dudski 2 "Ive got enough loko, vodka, rumski in me for the last 5 days in a row...I got this shyt.. im Ke$sha status biatch!"

later that night Dudski 2 hooks up with Ke$sha and is forever known on campus as Ke$ha status
Ke$ha Status by 5ofdiamonds December 29, 2010

Ke$ha-skanky 

One who is, or appears to be dirty, drunken, slimy, and or slutty, and possibly brushes their teeth with a bottle of Jack on a daily basis.
OMG Pamela, that slutty hoe dancing all up on your boyfriend is so Ke$ha-skanky.

Ke$ha style 

A new genre of music. Requires no real musical talent and is based on catchy beats and electronic effects that make those songs perfect for partying or chilling. Can't be considered as techno since the electronic effects in those songs are mainly (if not only) used to hide the crappy voice of the singer. Although the "artists" of this new genre have no musical experience, they still make a lot of money.
Some examples of Ke$ha style's artists: 3HO3, Kesha, Owl City, etc...
Ke$ha style by freakishlyyours February 26, 2010

Keasha Shyann 

The wife of a man you do not want to fuck with. If you bring this kind of trouble into you life it will be as if you were tempting the Lord and the Devil at the same time.
I would call Keasha Shyann, but last time I did that will definitely be THE last time.